Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Seriously A-hole drivers?

Ok really? Can't you douchebag drivers please just give it a rest for one friggin day!?

Its raining cats and dogs and cows and llamas and who knows what else outside, I'm just trying to get home from school... And Im a very cautious driver, Im like an old woman who sets her seat waaay forward (also i'm super tiny) I have my hands 10 and 2... methodically checking my mirrors, you know....

So i'm in the right lane, getting ready to merge into the fast lane, I check my mirror and see this SUV zipping up quick so I figure "let him pass then I'll get over" right? Ya.. No...

This douchebag speed whore pulls up and then darts RIGHT in front of me.. no signal, no courtesy arm out the window.. nothing... So he veers right in front of me, and creates this big wall of spray from his tires completely cutting off my visibility! Then to top it all off, he slams on his effing brakes!!!! All the sudden as my poor wipers are working over time to clear the spray from douchebags tires they reveal a long row of just BRAKE LIGHTS in front of me... I slam on my brakes, and am forced to drift to the side a little, as I do that, I hit a pothole-puddle and start to hydroplane a little... luckily I regained control relatively quickly... but that scared the crap out of me still...

Seriously, douchebag drivers with your seats set back so your practically laying down while your driving, and with your gray primered trucks that you've been saying your gonna get painted for like 6 years now... Get off your gay looking Bluetooths, Turn down your "hardcore" Linkin Park CD and go eat a crap sandwich, I'll make one specially for you... piping hot!

Thanks
xoxo
SayRah

Heeeerrrrreee's Say Rah

Well Helloooooooo!

Hi out there! I'm Say Rah aka Sarah....
I just turned 26 years old and live in Sacramento California!

Right now I'm attending Culinary school and trying to figure out how the rest you people in the world manage to go to school and pay rent/bills with no time or money!? Let me know what the big secret is before I decide to poison my own Steak Au Jur and end it all!

Any fart... Today I should probably be doing any number of things:
-DMV (ya, i know gag, but I need to update my tags... its been like 5 months)
-Laundry (Seriously, Why dont men EVER do laundry!? Take some initiative Men! This isnt 1950)
-Studying... Which I actually will probably end up doing here shortly
-Post office
-Watch Dexter (yes, I put things like watching Dexter on my to-do list, that show is the bee's knee's)

The sad thing is that I could probably knock most of this stuff off my list in no time, but I just dont feel like it right now... so... I wont!


I was in such a not so good mood this morning. I'm definitely not a morning person no matter how much coffee you feed me... There's something about getting that Liiiiiiiiitttttttlllleeee bit of extra sleep that makes all the difference.. If I could sleep in til around 9:30a as opposed to being up at 8:30a it would make all the difference, no joke!

So the boyfriend said he was going to take the bus to work this morning, and I hear him get up and start moving around so I just roll over and stay cozy in bed... Then suddenly I feel him sit right next to me... Im like " am I taking you to work? "... So I got up and brushed my mouth, and tried to wake up a little... I'm like a zombie when Im driving him to work in the morning... Seriously, I probably make zombie noises as well and dont even realize it "bbrrraaahhhhrrrrr"

Welp, Not sure what else I can go on about right now! There will be more for our reading pleasure later!

xoxo
Sarah!